January 2012
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Jory and I have a humor piece on McSweeney's... →
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Jan 4th
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suckmydicknewyorker: “Well, Ted, I crunched the numbers, and it looks like I want 100% of my dick to be sucked by you.”
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December 2011
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The Best Christmas Present My Parents Will Ever...
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Check out this piece I wrote for MetroFocus to... →
Dec 12th
November 2011
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Nov 29th
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Nov 28th
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Holiday Sale!
For all your holiday shopping needs, we’re having a 10-percent-off sale at BigStoneHead.net. You can get shirts and cards and books, all slightly cheaper than usual! Neat! Sure, you can get our books at your local mom-and-pop Urban Outfitters. But you can’t get them signed by the authors at Urban Outfitters. I know this because one time I asked them if they wanted me to sign their...
Nov 28th
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bonemeaux asked: My favorite part about your naked flying films featuring the recorder stylings of one avery monsen is everything.
Nov 28th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 22nd
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jenjay asked: Could you please never stop making recorder videos? The hardest recorder song I learned to play was "Jingle Bells," so I'm impressed by your skills.
Nov 21st
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Nov 21st
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Anonymous asked: why is one arm tanner than the other?
Nov 18th
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October 2011
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September 2011
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Anonymous asked: Avery, we never hear from you anymore. Practically a whole month goes by without a tumblr post and here you tell us you've got an empty fridge. Where are you? Did you eat? Are you wearing a sweater?
Sep 21st
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"Full hearts, can't lose, Clear Eyes™." -Ben Stein →
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My Name is URL →
Sep 18th
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"Mayor WHOMberg?" - My best attempt at joining a... →
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August 2011
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The biggest bummer about being murdered is that... →
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