May 2011
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One thing I think we can all agree on: it would be...
May 31st
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May 30th
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SCHEME: Buy raisins separately from bran. WAY...
May 29th
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Anonymous asked: Avery, will you go out with me?
- Ex-NYC dweller now living in Vancouver BC occasionally wishing she still lived in NY and occasionally extra super glad she does not live there anymore.
May 28th
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"Avery, can I call you back? The ghost and I are...
May 27th
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Anonymous asked: Did you know you have spawned a cool meme?

http://i.imgur.com/xgmOd.jpg

and the source of that and a thousand other images of sad dino:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=430658

I'm "OuterWorldVoice" on that forum which sounds portentious but is really post-ironic. Anyhoo, everyone loves your dino. You could drop...
May 26th
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I Feel Relatively Neutral About New York →
Just finished building the website for our new book, which will be in stores in a few weeks. Gotta wash the CSS off my hands.
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 18th
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acposner asked: What is the best vegetable?
May 18th
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May 17th
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May 14th
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May 13th
May 12th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 10th
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My Mom's Recent Television Cameos
by Avery Monsen and Jory John, 2008 LOST  (EXT. A clearing. BEN LINUS, barely standing, is tied to a tree. JOHN LOCKE paces behind him, holding a pistol. MY MOM sits nearby, leafing through a Pier 1 catalogue. She’s wearing a flower-print sundress.) LOCKE: Give me one reason I shouldn’t kill you right now. BEN: You’re not going to kill me because I have information you need. You’re a smart man,...
May 8th
May 8th
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May 7th