June 2011
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Something to try:
If you’re using a urinal and there’s somebody waiting behind you, a funny trick might be to hide a quarter in your hand and then, while you’re peeing, grunt and grimace like you’re in pain and drop the coin into the urinal. Then, look really relieved and walk out of there like it’s no big deal. The guy behind you will assume this is how all quarters are created!
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"Sick blanky, bro." -Asshole baby →
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The lobster is probably the world's tastiest...
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The greatest joy in life is to love and be loved....
Anonymous asked: I read the article about your book in WSJ. I say that you are just a meloncholy writer who is broke and miserable and works in a coffee shop, and your book probably just conveys your emo meloncholy sentiment towards everything. "There are plenty of things that are legitimately great about New York. Our point is that there are plenty of good things about a lot of places." - sounds like a...
Anonymous asked: Please write another book that challenges my six year old son to write and read. You are teaching him so much through The Pirate's Log. THANK YOU!!!