Hey there, hungry comedy fans! Are you feeling peckish? Well then come on down to Beige’s for some wacky characters, silly sketches, and also hoagies!
Beige Show #5: Eat at Beige’s
Monday, May 21st @ 9:30 PM
Upright Citizens Brigade Theater
307 W. 26th Street, New York, NY
Make Reservations HereBeige is:
WRITERS: Adam, Levy, James McCarthy, Jess Dweck, Jon Bershad, Kristy Lopez-Bernal, Zack Phillips
ACTORS: Avery Monsen, Dan Hodapp, Jonathan Marballi, Kelly Hudson, Langan Kingsley, Lisa Kleinman
Directed by Jim Santangeli.
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I am glad some other nerds found and appreciated this nerdy thing I drew in our nerdy book.
A lottery ticket with the LOST numbers appears in All My Friends Are Still Dead. (thanks Spenser!)
All My Friends Are Still Dead Photo Contest
Enter for a Chance to WIN Original Artwork, Signed Books, & Temporary Tattoos!All My Friends Are Still Dead is on shelves now and to celebrate all this deathy and dying hilarity, we’re doing what is only natural: having a photo contest with a dinosaur.
Four people have entered this contest, which ends in a week, and three get prizes. The odds are in your favor.
Also, buy this book. If for no other reason, the guys who wrote it are nice.
I think we can all agree that the world is a better place now that I made this.
(Puts head in hands and softly weeps.)
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It’s Baklava O’Clocklava.
Our new book is up on Amazon! Now I just need to finish the drawings.
By Avery Monsen & Jory John
August 6, 1953: Garfunkel impresses fellow elementary school student Paul Simon by smashing a cinder block with his fist.
September 3, 1957: Simon & Garfunkel’s first single, “Hey, Schoolgirl,” reaches #49 on the pop charts. In celebration, Garfunkel smashes seven bricks and challenges an interviewer to a street fight.
March 5, 1966: While recording “The Sound of Silence,” a technician asks to try a take with only Paul Simon. Garfunkel responds with a flurry of roundhouse kicks in the control room, destroying three expensive consoles and entering a six-day-long state of zanshin, or “relaxed awareness.”
June 16, 1967: Simon & Garfunkel perform at the Monterey Pop Festival. During the second encore, Garfunkel begins to refer to himself as Li Xiaolong, or “Little Dragon.”
June 17, 1967: Garfunkel petitions the Oxford English Dictionary to change the definition of “dragon” to “noun. a little Garfunkel.” Receives no response.
December 21, 1967: At the premiere for “The Graduate” — for which Simon & Garfunkel’s song “Mrs. Robinson” will win a Grammy — Dustin Hoffman is found with eight throwing stars embedded in his chest.
October 15, 1970: Garfunkel catches Paul Simon attempting to record vocals for “Bridge Over Troubled Water.” Applies hadaka jime, or “naked strangle,” to Simon’s larynx. Garfunkel sings lead vocals in a state of zanshin.
October 21, 1970: Asked for comment shortly after the incident, Garfunkel challenges the interviewer to a street fight, releases a smoke bomb that was concealed in his hair, disappears.
1971-1980: No sightings.
January 10, 1981: Reports surface of a curly-haired man lurking in the shadows of the Sunset Blvd. Guitar Center, begging strangers to sing any melody while he harmonizes and smashes building materials with his forehead.
September 19, 1981: At Concert In Central Park, Garfunkel jumps into front row, issuing flurries of roundhouse kicks and open-palm strikes. Audience sections A through C are rushed to the hospital, many requiring stitches. In response to crowd disapproval, Garfunkel challenges all 500,000 in attendance to a cage-fight. Incapacitates 1,200 attackers in the parking lot.
1982-2002: No sightings.
February 23, 2003: Accepts a Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award. Smashes head through 2x4. Gives Paul Simon a long hug, culminating in a sleeper hold. Releases three smoke bombs. Disappears. Reappears. Offers to trade Grammy for 75 cinder blocks. Runs offstage, sobbing.
2004-Present: No sightings.
He walks! He talks!
Just drew this page for our upcoming alphabet book, K is for Knifeball. Does it need both of those teeth? Or would it be better with one?
All My Friends Are STILL Dead: THE GIVEAWAY!
All My Friends Are Dead now has a SEQUEL! It’s called All My Friends Are STILL Dead and it just came out a few days ago. To celebrate, we’re doing a giveaway. Here’s what you’ll get:
This is over $60 of awesome stuff, and some priceless stuff, too. ALL FREE FOR YOU! So what do you have to do to win it?
Just REBLOG THIS POST and DO NOT ERASE ANY TEXT. It’s as easy as that.
The contest will go until March 31st, and then I’ll randomly select THREE WINNERS from the list of rebloggers. That’s right: YOU’VE GOT THREE CHANCES TO WIN. So click REBLOG and enjoy All My Friends Are Still Dead.
Hello, friendly drifter! You’re a sketch from a project I’m working on!