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  “Wait, it could be dangerous!”

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  New rap name: Josh

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  Hey, remember a few days ago when we announced that Beige writer Jess Dweck, the writer of the above sketch, had been hired as a full-time...

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  Aaaaaand good morning
  Christopher: hey... sexy... whatcha' wearin'?

  me: ill-fitting cardigan and rain boots that might have poop on them.
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