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"Full hearts, can't lose, Clear Eyes™." -Ben Stein

posted 21 September, 2011
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My Name is URL

posted 18 September, 2011
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"Mayor WHOMberg?" - My best attempt at joining a grown-up conversation about NY politics. :(

posted 17 September, 2011
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The biggest bummer about being murdered is that you probably wouldn't have time to clear your Google search history.

posted 21 August, 2011
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"Sick blanky, bro." -Asshole baby

posted 08 June, 2011
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The lobster is probably the world’s tastiest monster.

posted 05 June, 2011
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The greatest joy in life is to love and be loved. Second place: tacos.

posted 04 June, 2011
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One thing I think we can all agree on: it would be neat to see two horses inside one huge person costume.

posted 31 May, 2011
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SCHEME: Buy raisins separately from bran. WAY cheaper. Use money you save on more raisins and more bran! (Repeat until old and sad.)

posted 29 May, 2011
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“Avery, can I call you back? The ghost and I are making a stir fry.” -My mom, if she lived with a ghost.

posted 27 May, 2011
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“Wait, it could be dangerous!”

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New rap name: Josh

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Hey, remember a few days ago when we announced that Beige writer Jess Dweck, the writer of the above sketch, had been hired as a full-time...

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Aaaaaand good morning

Christopher: hey... sexy... whatcha' wearin'?

me: ill-fitting cardigan and rain boots that might have poop on them.

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